"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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niggas get curved everyday b
you’ll be aight

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Anonymous asked:
Are you a lets have a few dates type of girl or a lets get high n fuck type o girl?


I’m the back the fuck off nigga you a scrub type of girl.

Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.

(Source: kamrynndenise, via great-brittany)

Anonymous asked:
You're a straight cunt. Not even men like women like you. Dirty nigger.


I bet you I could get your man to eat this “straight cunt” though

  • me: u wanna fuck me?
  • boy: hell yeah when?
  • me: ummmmm nigga I was just checking


Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video just broke the Vevo record with 19.6 million views in 24 hours. The record was previously held by Miley Cyrus. Shout outs to Nicki reclaiming Black women’s sexuality while defeating very white woman who tried to accessorize it.

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It’s the S, the L, the I , the M

oh shitttttt

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